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I know you’re not big fans of horror movies but I would imagine Hellraiser would be right up your alley. Not because of Pinhead and his antics, but how it promotes your idea of marriage.

You have Larry who is, for all intents, a decent enough guy and husband, but his wife Julia is totally sick of him. Instead, she pines over his sleazy brother, Frank, whom she had an affair. Low life as he is, Frank is alpha and bad boy enough to claim Julia’s devotion. Although hesitant at first, she is soon able to get over her revulsion pretty quick and lead other men to their death just to satisfy her man. The main reason is because the whole thing is exciting to her. Arguably, if she did manage to restore Frank and escape with him, it wouldn’t be long before she starts to get bored with him too.

One of the most telling shots in the whole movie is the fade from Kirsty and her new boyfriend kissing romantically at the start of the relationship. Then we go to the marriage with a disgusted Julia lying next to her sleeping husband. This is the reality of marriage, after the ceremonies and romantic fantasies all die down, and reality hits, she can’t wait to get out of it. 

MOD 1:  Hellraiser is one of the few horror movies we do like.  This, The Thing, and then something else I can’t really remember.  I don’t think They Live or Army of Darkness count as horror movies, those are great movies too though.

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